Porn Studio Pink Visual Ready for the iPad, Launches Prototype Site

Posted on February 09, 2010 by editor

VAN NUYS, CA- The race for market share in the impending iPad porn market just got a lot hotter, as one of the leading providers of iPhone porn has thrown its pink, fuzzy pimp crown into the ring.

Pink Visual, among the first adult entertainment studios to build sites optimized for the iPhone and a market leader in mobile porn distribution, announced today that it has already developed “core functionality” for www.PinkVisualPad.com, a new site optimized for the iPhone’s bigger, beefier cousin, the iPad.

“Several adult companies have come out and said that they are ready for the iPad, but we’re going the extra mile and showing people that we’re ready,” said Pink Visual’s Brand and Product Manager Kim Kysar. “What’s on the site currently is merely a preview of the great iPad porn to come, but we think people will be duly impressed.”

Kysar said that the company has taken measures to gets its hands on a “developmental copy” of the iPad, so it can begin testing in advance of the iPad’s official launch in March — an effort that includes an attempt to acquire an advance copy from one of the few confirmed pre-release owners.

“We sent a letter to Stephen Colbert proposing a trade: unfettered access to our entire library of porn in exchange for his iPad,” Kysar said. “I don’t know if he’ll go for it, or if he even likes porn, but we weren’t sure what else we could offer; I don’t think he needs a job.”

Kysar said that while there has been much criticism of the iPad since its launch, and many people have expressed disappointment with the fact that it seems so similar to some of Apple’s existing devices, her company is confident that once it is available to buy, there will be plenty of early adopters.

“There’s a lot of brand loyalty around the Apple devices, going back to the early days of the iPod,” Kysar said. “Whatever people might be saying right now, there will be lines of people waiting when this thing hits the shelves.”

3 Responses to “Porn Studio Pink Visual Ready for the iPad, Launches Prototype Site”

  1. mjkphoto

    mjkphoto

    - 10th Feb, 10 10:02am

    OMG! The iPad does even more? This is a disaster.

  2. jessiethe3rd

    jessiethe3rd

    - 10th Feb, 10 11:02am

    Today Apple commands less than 7% of the PC market and yes I know the I-Pad is not just a mobile computer device. It is just a oversized I-Pod Touch.

  3. PropMelon

    PropMelon

    - 10th Feb, 10 11:02am

    Whatever. That’s called a netbook.

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